If You've Always Felt Like Living in a Night Club

    Then I think I have found the perfect house for you!

 
    Door bouncers cost extra though
    so be sure to factor that in when making your overall budget.
 
 

A House Is A Machine for Living...

 
    and...

  
    Well said, my old Southern California Institute of Architecture couch!
    Le Corbusier would be proud.